NOTE: Yesterday was my last actual day with the computer. Everything from here on is back-log. Please feel free to leave comments anyway and I’ll reply to them as soon as I can. I should still have internet (and at least my iPad) until we move and would be happy to reply!

Well, we’re back. It seems like there’s bad news every time I start to write lately. The three norns are all resting and the three grendels are up to their usual shenanigans. Tuatara is bored and running around, hitting seeds and Gifted Waves and Bethany are flirting below the Terrarium door. Suddenly, though, Gifted Waves passed away. I felt awful for Bethany, having lost the love of her life right in front of her. He disappeared in a green cloud and Bethany left the spot to sulk in the grass.

I started to fetch seeds for Sour Drink since she said she wanted them. She and the other norns have stopped moving altogether at this point and I thought they were getting very old. I brought her a seed from the top level of the terrarium, left to get more and then she died while I was away. Apparently, she’d decided to take the lift down while I was gone and I found her like this.

Next was Uptight Kettle, who passed away while I was saving the photo of Sour Drink above. He was surrounded by apples when he passed away and one of his last phrases was “uptight kettle love mom”. It was the first time I’d heard him say it and I’m sad to say that it was also the last.

Five Cheese is still surviving while she was napping, I decided to carry her to the Aquarium Terrarium to live out the last of her days. I gave her a beach ball and a chili pepper pot to enjoy and I returned the ball to her every time she pushed it. I didn’t want her to die alone and she was easily my favorite norn out of the 6.

I love you too, sweetheart, and darn it, I want to make sure you know it before you die. Speaking of love, though, I think Bethany may have been depressed. I was worried that she wasn’t feeding herself because of the death of Gifted Waves so I showered her with a banquet… which she started to wolf down like she had nothing else to live for. I started to think that my worried were unfounded, but she still chose to stay in the spot that she and Gifted Waves had spent so much time in. She’d taken to only eating the Awkwood Creeper seeds and spoke very rarely now.

Five Cheese took to pushing the garden gnome now and she took increasingly frequent naps. By now, I was spending all of my time tending to her needs or sketching while I watched her play and eat on the beach. She told me that she was lonely and I quickly cured it with lots of petting.

I did eventually get tired of Bethany feeling sorry for herself, so I took her up to Tuatara who was complaining of boredom. I encouraged them to push and play and they did. They ultimately decided that watching seeds fall from the Awkwood plant was more exciting than playing and running away from the mosquitos, but I’m glad they were bonding anyway. Tuatara was old now, but he still had some kick to him at least.

I rushed back to Five Cheese, and made sure that she still had plenty of food. She spent all of her time now playing with the gnome and eating cheese and seemed very happy.

I took a short break to make sure the ecosystems were well. I added more bramboo to the norn terrarium, gave some to Five Cheese and added piranhas back to the jungle pond. Why? Well, the mosquitos were seriously getting out of hand. In the end, I decided to start a new world for the next generation and stopped mid-replanting.

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Scandalous Laborer was next and she died in pain. Lowly Adjustment was walking away from her when I found them and I was ready to drown him I was so angry. More likely than not, he didn’t kill her and it was just bad timing. I sent him to the hill for a while after a swift spank.

Scandal, like all the other norns, is survived by four eggs. She seemed the most loving of the norns, even telling Sour Drink how much she loved her, despite Sour Drink expressing her distaste for Scandal.

I really hate having so much bad news so many days in a row, but I really want to keep the generations separated. I’m also pretty honest about keeping a back log so I’ll go ahead and admit to you all that all of these deaths are being handled in the same day. I really wish Norns didn’t live such short lives.

Five Cheese reassured me, though. She walked into the pond to fetch a toy. I dragged her out and set the toy on the shore and she said “me love mom”. I couldn’t wait to meet her children.

Next was Lowly Adjustment. He was the most violent in the end though I don’t think he genuinely killed anything in his life. I’m sad to see him go, too and always thought that he was the most eccentric of the bunch. I’m not even sure why.

By now, there are only 6 creatures left; 3 norns and 3 grendels. Speaking of those Grendels, Bethany and Gifted Waves were still together, not having left each others’ side since last time.

They spend most of their time napping and kissing. It seems the spark hasn’t left since they first had their 2 eggs together.

Meanwhile, Tuatara was still trying to push the Holistic Learning Machine. I decided go ahead and let him. There was no point in having him butt into the Selective Force Field so much. He walked up, hit it once and walked away, completely disinterested. This… was truly hilarious to me for some reason.

Soon, he was Old and I allowed him to join the other Grendels in the Grendel Terrarium. Since he isn’t able to breed anymore, there’s no harm in it. The boys played with the rocket toy together while Bethany ate seeds. I moved back to the Norns.

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See those charts? All but two of my creatures are Adults now and Clear Glass just died at only three and a half hours old.

It’s hard for me to say yet whether he is survived by any eggs but for now, we’ll just have to wait to find out.  He spent his last moments in my ‘grendel incubation’ area.

Life is slowing down more and more as the creatures move on to their digital afterlives and it’s giving me time to plan my next moves. I was thinking about moving on to Grendel Generation 3 but I’d rather not show favoritism towards my Grendels. It looked like Norn Generation 2 would be next and I’d already prepared the ship to allow them to explore.

There on the right is a picture of the tools I’ve been using to restrict exploration. The left tool is a selective forcefield and the one on the right is a door hider. Once the next generation is lined up, I’ll be opening up all four of the Shee Ark terrariums to them. The capillata is still reserved for experimentation and holding creatures with detrimental genes.

I’ll probably also introduce bacteria again, although it’ll likely be limited to the top right part of the jungle terrarium. I’m not sure how I want to handle it yet, but we’ll see.

Next to die was Impartial Relation. He passed away at 4 hours, 25 minutes old and was easily the most long lived of the Generation 2 norns. Hopefully, his daughter (spoilers?) will carry on his genes.

He died next to the stone of knowledge  where I first started learning about him. He died doing what he loved best, yelling and stomping. I’ll miss you, Imp.

I was worried that Wide-eyed Payment would be next. Not only was she already 3 hours and 44 minutes old, but her pregnancy seemed to accelerate her aging a bit. I could have been hallucinating but I still feared for the worst. She busied herself by eating tubas. I gave her a toy and left to answer another death notification.

Elite Cap was next and while I was away, editing his photo, Wide-Eyed Payment passed away. They were so close in age, I was expecting them to pass away at around the same time, but in the same minute?

I’m sad to see Wide-eyed Payment go and take two unborn babies with her, but she is survived by a single egg who had the fortune to not carry the progesterone mutation that she did. Elite Cap is survived by at least two eggs through Flawless Color.

The first Norn to go was Loving Wren, the oldest of them all. He is survived by four eggs. He got a little slap happy and started to seclude himself by the door in his old age but I’ll always remember him as one of my happy-go lucky first gen norns. Five Cheese was nearby when he passed away and I heard her cry shortly after he passed away.

The other norns were up to their shenanigans, at least, as though they hadn’t aged since they were little. There were many whines and cries amongst the elderly norns and I feared one of them would be next. I opened the chart again and braced myself.

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Nevermind bacteria. I’m only a week away from moving my things and I’m not sure I’m willing to deal with the stress that comes from the bacteria in this game. I just wish it weren’t so outright deadly. I don’t die every time I catch a cold or get a fever, y’know?

Anyway.

The norns have taken to getting themselves injured and the two boneys are faring well on their own.

By now, all the norns but Five Cheese were Old and Impartial Relation and Flawless Color were as well. All the other Grendels were adults and Bethany was on her way to adulthood herself and she’s shaping up to be a very happy grendel. At 32 minutes she’s a youth. While I’m excited about any eggs she has, I’m also nervous about the imminent deaths of my norns and the remaining Generation 2 Grendels.

Still, better to press on knowing that I’ve got 12 norn eggs, 4 grendel eggs, 1 norn and 1 grendel waiting to be welcomed into the world.

I felt sad for Wide-Eyed Payment since she wouldn’t be able to lay her eggs. Her pregnancy didn’t seem to cause her any discomfort, however. The problems didn’t stop, though. Lowly Adjustment, my old Civet norn, was caught slapping Five Cheese. They’ve all taken to slapping each other but they don’t seem to be slapping back to defend themselves. Naturally, this meant I had to take Lowly Adjustment to the rehab area that I set aside. I set him in the room and was almost instantly met with two pregnancy notifications. It looked like Gifted Waves was going to be a daddy! Bethany laid both of her eggs very quickly and I scooped them up for storage.

Lowly Adjustment was returned to the Norn Terrarium very quickly when I realized that he wasn’t moving because he was so bored. Naturally, he did the first thing he could think of to entertain himself. He jumped off the top level down to the second.

Brilliant.

Bethany still had two eggs left to lay before she could retire from having little ones and I was exicited to see who the next father would be. My heart sank a little when I realized that she was the only Adult left in this Terrarium. The only other male Grendel who could still breed was Tuatara, who had a bad gene. Bethany would only lay two eggs. I decided to cherish them anyway.

I dreaded another slew of deaths was coming soon and I was right. As of writing, Flawless Color has just died. She felt a lot of pain from the slaps of other grendels in her last hour alive. She was one of the more interesting looking Grendels of the bunch and she very quickly became a mother of four when she reached adulthood. I’ll miss you, Color. At least you had Bethany nearby to keep you company.

I was worried that a norn would be next so I headed to the Norn Terrarium and found this.


These two old norns were still kiss-popping by the elevators. I’m lucky to have such happy and loving norns. Everyone loves each other! There were a few long-lasting friendships, as well. The closest was probably Sour Drink and Five Cheese. Just after this photo was taken, Sour Drink suggested Five Cheese eat a seed and they headed down the elevator together to push toys and eat seeds.

Then, suddenly, Five Cheese’s blonde hair turned white!

I can’t say I was expecting the change to happen while she was on screen but I was expecting this to happen soon all the same. I didn’t mean to get into the shot this time but I think it fits anyway. I love you, too, Cheese.

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